Too Many Muslims...

Two men were on a plane on a business trip when a Muslim couple
boarded the plane and were seated right in front of them.

The two men eager to have some fun (with couple), started talking loudly. "My
boss is sending me to Saudi Arabia ", the one said, "But I don't want to go...too many Muslims there!"

The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew uncomfortable!

The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted to send me to Pakistan but I refused...WAY too many Muslims!" Smiling, the first man said,

"One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that there were so many
Muslims!"

The couple fidgeted!

The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah...you can't go ANYWHERE to get
away from them...the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a bunch of them
too!"

The first guy was laughing hysterically as he added, "That is why
you'll never see me in Indonesia ...WAY too many Muslims!"

At this, the Muslim man turned around and responded politely,

"May I help you ppl"?

"Why don't you go to Hell?" he said, "I heard there's NO Muslim THERE! for sure"